We’re inside your computer. Posted 22nd March 2014 by gareth

The New Testament

And so it came to pass Grandmaster Garetheth said,
“Taketh down old website, we can’teth updateth it.”
5 years passed.
And then it came to pass, “Hereth new websiteth.”

We’re not actually inside your computer. It was considered. And considered a bad idea.
But I can now write words that appear on your screen. Which is a worse idea.
Very soon a CD with TOO MANY SONGS will be released entitled LUMPY FUN.
It’s not our official 6th album, but more a collection of 24 unreleased tracks we’d like to release all at the same time. So it made almost sense to put them upon a quaint compact disc.

MEANWHILE we are nearly ready to go back into the studio to make THE BRAIN CUPBOARD, the follow up to The Family Amusement Centre. We’ve spent a very long time working, whittling, whistling and arranging these songs and I’m confident it will be the best one yet. We shall be playing a lot of the album live over the next few months. Please check our gig section to see if we’re playing near you.

Our keyboard player Lucy will be on maternity leave for a while this year, but our friend Natalie has been trained up to stand in so we can continue to tour. Thank you Natalie! She will return however, so we can continue our impressive feat of having the same 8 piece line up for 14 years or so! Mark E Smith would not approve.

Please have a digital wander around our website. You should be able to listen/purchase virtually everything we’ve ever done by going to the releases section. And feel free to write to us via the Contact Page.
It gets lonely stuck inside your computer.
Though we’re not really in your computer. Really really…

Yours really,
Grandmaster Gareth
p.s. Buy my albums so I can add to my Ted Glen collection.